jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

cichaelmole:

there’s no icebreaker like “yeah, on mondays and sometimes sundays i watch half-naked men roll around in a ring with each other, but i promise i am funny and nice”