dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
oh my god unf
Fuck please bite me all day long.
THIIIIIIIIIIIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
Fastes way to get in my pants
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
Couple who shades together stay together
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away